jfrosty:

imscreamingtenfeetunderground:

burst-of-giggles:

wishforever:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a pickup line in their ask

Every

Single 

Person

You dont even have to follow me

Warning, some will be dirty ;)

Well hello there

This one better be legit…

chucksandjumpers:

ghastlyboy:

ghastlyboy:

what if instead of farting the sound was just someone with a deep manly voice saying “fart”

please stop reblogging this

never

amateurcatalyst:

substantialityou:

nocoffeeplease:

• 2012 Voting machines altering votes
• Homer tries to vote for Obama

It’s probably where they got the idea from.

this is ridiculous oh my god

there-is-no-pumpkin:

the-long-lost-gentleman:

lovemilitary:

J

If this post doesn’t get over 10,000 notes that’s just sickening…. There are pictures of girls naked and cats sleeping getting 10,000 notes

I saw the Changing Of The Guard, and it really was the most amazing thing I have ever witnessed. It was 100+ degrees, and it seemed like it didnt even phase them. 

pastelletta:

cupcakedrawings:

meeeeeh
and I can’t spell… 

I know this feel bro :< agffdgfg

metallikato:

Fun fact: whenever marble displays yellow/brown-colored stains like those above, it’s the result of the marble absorbing oils. 

From human hands.

Meaning that over the centuries, people have been grabbing this statue’s boobs. 

ericandy:

creamchu:

ghostyhatter:

kumashiro:

kumashiro:

OH GOD I’VE MISSED THIS

I SLAMMED THE REBLOG BUTTON AFTER 2 SECONDS